A very brief look into the odd ramblings of a 20 year old EMT-B and part time bike commuter. Riding at Penang Island a.k.a the Pearl of the Orient. This blog will hopefully be my release, a chance for me to get some things off my chest, to talk about the challenges, the success and overall, my goal of becoming a paramedic.

Reblogged from venatrix12, Posted by venatrix12.
venatrix12:

He’ll yeah. brooglethenerd made me think of our convo

venatrix12:

He’ll yeah. brooglethenerd made me think of our convo

Reblogged from afiretofight, Posted by failnation.
failnation:

I need this sign at work

failnation:

I need this sign at work

timothydelaghetto:

owl-vortex:

10 things our kids will never understand…

Wow… this shit hit me EXTRA hard cuz Greenday’s Dookie (The CD booklet pictured) is the first CD I purchased with my own money from the store, and I remember reading that exact page to learn those lyrics. fuuuuuhhh lol

(Source: cavemancircus.com)

cumber-porn:

hayamiyuu:

falcnpunch:

this photoset of skeletons fucking is both horrifying and slightly arousing. im both screaming and jacking of but thats nothing new.

That’s beautiful!

that last picture made me laugh so hard I choked

(Source: theawesomeadventurer)

Reblogged from braveresponders, Posted by braveresponders.
braveresponders:

Take a view into our office. Can you handle it?

braveresponders:

Take a view into our office. Can you handle it?

mysticmoonhigh:

rubee:

what the fuck how is he putting his arm through the cat and it doesn’t even care

You clearly don’t own a cat

mysticmoonhigh:

rubee:

what the fuck how is he putting his arm through the cat and it doesn’t even care

You clearly don’t own a cat

Reblogged from paigesuzanne, Posted by mindtriggers.
dragonlordoferebor:

elvenkingthrandy:

thecumbercookieaboveallothers:

mindtriggers:

THIS WILL BE SUCH A LONG MARATHON AND I AM SO READY

That’s prob about 12 hours

extended lotr alone is 11 hours and 22 minutes.

to watch the extended versions of both the hobbit and lord of the rings it would take roughly 20 hours i can’t wait 

dragonlordoferebor:

elvenkingthrandy:

thecumbercookieaboveallothers:

mindtriggers:

THIS WILL BE SUCH A LONG MARATHON AND I AM SO READY

That’s prob about 12 hours

extended lotr alone is 11 hours and 22 minutes.

to watch the extended versions of both the hobbit and lord of the rings it would take roughly 20 hours i can’t wait 

fellowteen:

this is the most beautiful and amazing thing i have ever read in my entire life and it makes me so so happy

fellowteen:

this is the most beautiful and amazing thing i have ever read in my entire life and it makes me so so happy

fauxgingerwithasoul:

lesbeeanmovie:

greencarnations:

cinematicsymphony:

This is so accurate. At school, we literally have children who will watch our facial expressions to see if them falling is as bad as they think it might be.

CORRECT CHILD INJURY PROCEDURE:

  • do not react. at the most, maybe wince and go “ooooh”
  • go over to the child to assess panic level and severity of injury
  • if they’re like, dying, remain calm, but they’re probably not.
  • look them in the eye and ask, “you okay?” they will nod. possibly all teary-eyed. then ask, “are we gonna need to cut it off?”
  • the child is thrown off. if they giggle, you’re in the money. if they do not, put a bandaid on and do some sympathetic patting. they are probably a little teary. let the sad little bug sit out for a minute. they will quickly get bored.
  • works every time

"sad little bug" is the cutest and most accurate term ive heard used to describe a child because sometimes bugs are kinda super cute sometimes bugs are really fucking annoying and sometimes bugs are downright TERRIFYING

I once saw a little girl completely wipe out on her scooter. She stood up, walked a few feet before her mum saw and went ‘OH MY GOD’
cue little girl bursting into tears.

(Source: kaliskadyami)

Reblogged from cfanessa, Posted by becausebirds.
becausebirds:

cannibirbs or nah?

becausebirds:

cannibirbs or nah?